Bacon Straws for Jaden

by Jerry on May 5, 2010

One of the highlights of Last years’ foodbuzz blogger festival was a wonderful brunch at LuLu.  I got to sit and hang out with some very old and dear online friends who are now just old friends.  The day was amazing! If you’d like to know more about it, follow the link above.  This post is about just one part of that day and a certain super-blogger’s love of bacon.

Yes Jaden, I’m talking about you.

While we talked about many things over that brunch, the topic kept going back to bacon.  Not only because the bacon at LuLu was somehow better than most other I’ve ever had, but because Jaden just couldn’t resist going back for “one more piece” every few minutes.

At some point in the conversation someone quipped that we should just make the bacon into a straw to go with the bloody mary (or it could have been a virgin mary, I didn’t check) that she was drinking.

I thought that was a brilliant idea, and while it’s more of a “From the playing with your food” files than it is a recipe, I went ahead and made sure it happened.  It just took me a while.

So this post finds itself dedicated to the venerable and ever so sweet Jaden Hair of Jaden’s Steamy Kitchen.  These straws are for you, my friend.  perhaps you can enjoy them with your next bloody mary.  Oh, and if you haven’t already, go grab a copy of her cookbook: The Steamy Kitchen Cookbook, you won’t regret it, I promise you that.

What I would have done differently had I thought of it at the time:

I used wooden dowels for this attempt, but was not terribly happy with the results.  I think that when I do this again (and yes, I’ll be doing it again.  The kids loved it!) I’m going to use copper tubing so that the bacon cooks both crisper and faster.  I may also try this using a super thin pork product like prosciutto for a more delicate looking finished product.

But those are experiments for a later date…

Remember everyone.  It’s fun to play with your food sometimes!

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1 Carrie Oliver May 5, 2010 at 9:24 am

That is simply brilliant, Jerry. The type of idea that can make you famous! Bacon straws!

Now how does one not eat them while drinking that Bloody Mary?
.-= Carrie Oliver´s last blog ..Eaglehawk Farms Rating: Easy Going Beef =-.

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2 bellini valli May 5, 2010 at 8:50 am

Such a clever idea Jerry with so many possibilities. I can relate with Jaden since I only have bacon when I am out I would be back at the table every 5 seconds.

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3 Fuji Mama May 5, 2010 at 9:52 am

This is awesome! That was such a fun morning, and yes, that bacon was GOOD! I love this idea. My family will love these (because OF COURSE I have to make them some bacon straws)!
.-= Fuji Mama´s last blog ..Bake Sale Recap—Daylon’s Run/Walk & Carnival =-.

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4 Jen @Tiny Urban Kitchen May 5, 2010 at 11:14 am

That’s awesome! And that WAS a great lunch, though I don’t remember the bacon (maybe I didn’t have any? SAD!). Anyway, did you actually try sipping something out of these “straws”? :)
.-= Jen @Tiny Urban Kitchen´s last blog ..Il Canale =-.

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5 Jerry May 5, 2010 at 11:46 am

@bellini valley,
It’s a clever idea in the making. There are still kinks to be worked out of it.

@Carrie
Awww. now what do I say to that? Thanks!

@Rachael,
Go bacon Straws. Will you guys eat them with chopsticks?

@Jen,
It was a fab lunch! And you should have had the bacon ;)

This batch would not have worked well as straws. The wood insulates the bacon too much. I think if made on copper tubing the result would be crisp enough to work as an actual straw for a minute or two but, bacon is a protein so liquid will break it down quickly.

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6 Jennifer May 5, 2010 at 11:57 am

It’s always fun to play with your food…I love this! Remindes me of Bacones form What Would Brian Boitano Make, http://baconcamp.org/Bacone

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7 Jerry May 5, 2010 at 12:01 pm

@jennifer,
Glad you enjoyed them. they’re still a work in progress, but something my kids thought were Uber-kewl, and I think they’d be great with bacon ice-cream… Hmmmmm

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8 Jennifer May 5, 2010 at 12:20 pm

You could fill then with toffee studded chocolate!
.-= Jennifer´s last blog .. =-.

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9 Jerry May 5, 2010 at 12:30 pm

@Jennifer,
You could!

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10 Savage May 5, 2010 at 4:21 pm

Improving upon bacon? Sacrilege! It can’t be done! (Wait…bacon STRAWS?????)

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11 Jerry May 5, 2010 at 4:23 pm

Yep. Bacon straws. it had to be done. it just had to!

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12 Elise May 5, 2010 at 4:37 pm

Absolutely brilliant Jerry! And a perfect tribute to that chief bacon lover herself, Jaden. :-)

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13 Jerry May 5, 2010 at 6:21 pm

Elise. I’m blushing! Stop it. No. wait. On second thought…

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14 Mrs. SoMP May 5, 2010 at 8:47 pm

LOL! He has been talking about making these things since November! I’m so glad to see it was a success!!!

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15 Kate May 6, 2010 at 3:59 am

Oh my god, that looks awesome! Bacon straws! What a great idea – and I think it’s totally worth the effort. I may have to try this one :)
.-= Kate´s last blog ..Make Your Own Frozen Yogurt =-.

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16 Jerry May 6, 2010 at 6:51 am

@Mrs. Honey,
Yep. I’m strange like that. Just couldn’t get the idea out of my head. finally just had to go ahead and make them!

@Kate
If you want to be able to use them as actual straws, make sure to go with copper tubing. The dowels were very good insulators, which is NOT what you want in this case

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17 Sharona Zamboni July 7, 2010 at 9:13 am

Great idea! I’ll have to make hundreds!

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18 scott August 4, 2010 at 2:41 pm

I was in Nashville at a bar with a bloody mary buffet table (they pour the alcohol and you add the mix and spices from the buffet table). I told him about a bar that puts bacon in their bloody mary. He thought it sounded good. Bacon in anything does right? So after a few minutes of talking about baon, it came to me, why not make the straw out of bacon. This morning i created my prototype and was talking with a few people about it. Everyone thought it was a great idea. So we went online to check if anyone is doing this and I found this thread. Great minds think alike. I even had the thought of other meat straws. Great idea, hope it’s treating you well.

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19 Jerry August 12, 2010 at 7:48 am

It is a great idea, though I still wonder how well they would stand up to immersion in liquid for more than a minute

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